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Tuesday 2 December 2008

Steven Seagal is Katana master Tao in Against the Dark. Here be Vampires!

ShockTillYouDrop has news on Steven Seagal's next movie, Against the Dark. Here is the plot and it is the ultimate plot of all time, ever!!!

"Katana master Tao (Steven Seagal) leads a special ops squad of ex-military vigilantes on a massacre mission, their target: vampires.

On the post-apocalyptic globe, sucked dry by bloodthirsty vampires, a few remaining survivors are trapped in an infected hospital. Tao is their only hope and he knows the only cure is execution. Now it’s time for the last stand against the flesh-eating vampires and there’s nothing left to lose but the last of humanity.”


How cool does that sound? Read that last line again, "there's nothing left to lose but the last of humanity" that's some serious stuff going on there, but Tao knows the only cure is execution...which means there isn't going to be many people left by the end of it. Not really a cure there Steven. Oh well, it's got the Steven "I'm just the cook" Seagal stamp of Kick-assness. Plus it has flesh-eating vampires. These guys don't just suck blood, they eat the flesh.

One other thing. What on earth are "ex-military vigilantes"?

Richard Crudo (Crudo - now that could be an incredibly ironic name, don't you think) directs this, destined to be watched late at night after downing much booze, film (Live For Films is not encouraging drinking kids, just stating a fact). I'll be watching it, can you afford not to?

Steven Seagal is the one on the left in the photo.


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1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is Seagal having his wicked way with that Panda?