5 Word Reviews

Some 5 Word Reviews from a load of people. If you have any email them to me.

Daniel
Kung Fu Panda - Fat Panda saves the day - 9/10

Paul
Jaws - big fish eats people, grrrrr - 10/10
Pale Rider - horses, guns, cigars, tunes, Eastwood - 8/10
Oceans 11 - poor mans Goodfellas, good gadgets - 7/10
Platoon - untouchable Nam movie, very harsh - 10/10
Apocalypse Now - hunt for drug-addled cottonwool-stuffed Brando - 9/10
Jacobs Ladder - intense-trippery, beware of flashbacks! - 8/10
Porkys - the original bawdy teen movie - 6/10
The Blues Brothers - shades, songs, chases and chuckles - 6/10
Hulk (Ang Lee) - intensely disappointing, very slow, yawnville - 4/10 (btw, is Ang Lee the Chinese subtitle?)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - lightweight kung-fu movie, overrated, yawnville - 5/10
The Dirty Dozen - stick it to the Nazi's - 5/10
Starship Troopers - high ammo usage, in space /10
X-Men - really enjoyable Marvel Mutant mayhem - 8/10
Leon - neglected classic, Gary Oldman excels - 9/10
The Fifth Element - Bruce Willis in space-taxi yarn - 7/10
Akira - The Undisputed GodFather Of Manga - 10/10
Ghost in the Shell - mondern Manga with cutting edge - 8/10
Ring - original good, remake bad, spooksville - 7/10
Army of Darkness - comic horror, funny gory romp - 6/10
300 - blood, swords, sandles. seriously bloody - 8/10
Sin City - beautifully visual film noir. excellent - 10/10
Pulp Fiction - gimp bums big black baddie - 10/10
Jackie Brown - absorbing and clevery constructed. long - 7/10
Lethal Weapon - dross 80's american cop movie - 4/10
Caddyshack - angry golf-playing beaver gets 'Chevy-Chased' - 6/10 - submitted by 'other' phil (PD)
Ghostbusters - Giant Marshmellow gets uber toasted - 8/10
Jason & the Argonauts - Mythical Greek Hero kicks ass - 7/10 - other phil (PD)
Pretty Woman - street whore becomes posh whore - 0/10
Witness - bearded blokes chased by Solo - 2/10
D.A.R.Y.L. - Jonny Nemonic's Dad steals plane - 8/10 (ps, i'm sure he did steal a plane!)

Alan S
The Phantom - 2/10 - "Zane is poor man's Batman"
A.I. - 4/10 - "Spielberg's warped vision of future"
Jaws - 9.5/10 - "Spielberg triumph that terrorised millions"

Del
A.I. - Please, please, please, please finish, 2/10
Jaws - dont go into the water 8/10

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