5 Word Reviews

Chris
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 8 /10 The knights who say 'ni'
The Lawnmower Man - 4 /10 Great at time, crap now
Blood Diamond - 9 /10 DeCaprios Best Performance to Date
Cypher - 7.5 /10 Amnesia, espionage, giant cigar tubes!
A Knight's Tale - 8 /10 Medieval modern day comedy romance!?
Phone Booth - 6 /10 Colin Farrel in a box

Paul
Clockwork Orange - violent, pacey, queer, classical, alright - 6/10
The Dark Crystal - Dark Henson breeds Kermit Killers - 7/10
The Bone Collector - surprisingly good, poor mans Seven - 6/10
Fargo - timeless masterpiece set in snow - 8/10
Top Gun - bit gay, nice planes - 8/10

Alan S
Clockwork Orange - 8/10 - "Bit of the old Ultra-violence"
The Dark Crystal - 7/10 - "Jim Henson's finest hour"
The Bone Collector - 6/10 - "Quadraplegic Washington instructs rookie Jolie"
Fargo - 9/10 - "Modern day classic - with snow"
Top Gun - 5/10 - "A chick flick for guys"
Hostel - 7/10 - "Never go back packing alone!"
The Fast and the Furious - 2/10 - "Chewing gum for the eyes"
Napoleon Dynamite - 8/10 - "Surreally funny - Vote for Pedro!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 9/10 - "Arthurian tale with a surreal twist"
A Knight's Tale - 4/10 "Jousting to a Queen-esque soundtrack"
Phone Booth - 7/10 - "Crackling with tension; claustrophobic situation"

Andy D
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - L.M.F.A.O. 9/10

Rich
Holy Grail – Bloodthirsty Bunnies in Arthurian Antics 9/10
Lawnmower Man – Before-Bond Brosnan’s Binary Bore. 2/10

The Big Empty - Selma Blair

This came from Little Blood, or Chris as he is sometimes known:

I came across this short movie, ‘The Big Empty’ starring Selma Blair, Elias
Koteas (You’ll know him when you see him) and Richard Kind (Paul from Spin
City), and a cameo from House himself Hugh Laurie. And one of the co-directors
is Newton Thomas Sigel, Director of Photography on numerous films including
X-Men, The Brothers Grimm, Superman Returns, Leatherheads – also Director of The Usual Suspects, Three Kings, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and the House MD pilot.
IMDB describe the short as ‘A bittersweet tale of Alice, her vagina and the infinite nature of the tundra.’ It sounds weird, and actually it is weird, but very much worth a look. Its funny, very well acted and brilliantly put together. And as usual in Sigels movies the style, lighting, colours and photography make it unusual enough to help bring you into the film – that doesn’t make sense but when you watch it and remember his other movies (especially Three Kings, Fallen, and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind) you’ll hopefully get what I mean!

Anyway, take a look

Religulous - Trailer

Thanks to Chris for pointing this one out. It's a documentary that ask all the questions you want answered. Very funny indeed. The trailer had me chuckling all the way through.