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Monday 14 July 2008

Castlevania Script Review - Paul W.S. Anderson Does it Again!

Looks as if Paul W.S. Anderson has done it again. Check out the review of the script and see how badly he has missed the mark on this much loved series of games.
God it’s not even close! A Simon Belmont who wields a sword and unwittingly walks into the den of the beast? No monstrous opponents standing between him and Dracula? A love interest? A brother that I’ve hinted becomes a vampire (but otherwise ignored because, really, who gives a shit)? Hell, Anderson didn’t even get the location of the climactic battle right. Anyone who’s played the game knows you ascend throughout the castle until you reach Dracula’s sanctum in one of its highest parapets, yet in the script Dracul’a’s inner lair is in the bowels beneath the castle. Fuck.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somebody please stop this man ruining brilliant game/comic franchises!

- Jinja

Anonymous said...

Does W S stand for Wanking Shitter?

Anonymous said...

Games shouldnt be made into films anyway, its just friggin lazy!...and they are all shite!

Anonymous said...

WHOS HOUSE!! RUNNNSS HOUSE!!!

-Andy M

Anonymous said...

Webmaster E has your Blog now become PG-15 with use of the F Bomb? I was shocked so much i dropped my bag of freedom fries!

Live for films said...

Normally I don't allow swearing on the blog, but Paul W.S. Anderson is becoming a swear word in the movie biz much like Uwe Boll is that anything with either of their names in can have swearing

Anonymous said...

i'm with jinja if this script is true then it will be a complete pile of S*** a slap in the face to every person who loved the series and the ones who created it.

Live for films said...

I agree. I think it will be another stinker of a video to movie adaption

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