5 Word Film Reviews

It has been a long time since I last posted some 5 word reviews but I thought I would start it up again. There may be spoilers.

Deliverance: Nightmare canoe trip with banjos - PaulaDauncey

Star Trek: Very good but not great - CaptArschkarte

The Day the Earth Stood Still: It should have kept moving - lenimandell

An Amercian Crime: Definitely not Juno, Keener great - UncompletedWork

Groundhog Day: Same Same Same Same Different - cultlabs

Pet Sematary 2: Worst film made bar Waterworld - allthingshorror

X-Men Origins: Wolverine: Bad Past, Avenge Past, Forget - Hollywood_Trey

Sex & the City: Five undead women eat shoes - cultlabs

Role Models: Mentoring screw-ups with heart - lenimandell

Superman Returns: Superman perfect & everything else wrong - DVDsnapshot

Goodfellas: Pasta plus Cocaine equals jail - cultlabs

Twilight: Wow, Sunlight doesn't kill us - Hollywood_Trey

Crank: High Voltage - Spaz electrocutes himself, kills Chinese - CinemaSuicide

Memento: Boy kills girl, doesn't remember - moviegrrl

Perfect Storm: Rock the boat and swim - cybeam1

If you have any you want to share send them over.

Thanks to all the people on Twitter who sent me their reviews.

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