Wednesday 12 November 2008

Good Reviews of Bad Movies

An America Carol: "About as not-funny as a comedy can get." -- Steven Rea, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER

The Women: "It's not every movie that makes you wish Vin Diesel would run in and start blowing up stuff ... " -- Rene Rodriguez, MIAMI HERALD

My Best Friend's Girl: "An ugly, strictly-for-meatheads comedy that can only be recommended to couples who wear matching Tie Domi Toronto Maple Leafs jerseys out on a date." Stephen Cole, THE GLOBE AND MAIL

Saw V: "It's not a good sign when watching someone stick their hand into a table saw is easier than listening to them recite dialogue." -- Sam Adams, LOS ANGELES TIMES

Eagle Eye: "Forget suspending disbelief; you would have to suspend consciousness to go along with this story." -- Tom MaurstadDALLAS MORNING NEWS

Fly Me To the Moon: "Makes South Park look like Fantasia. -- Rafer Guzman, NEWSDAY

Source: Defective Yeti
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  2. Cheers Binary Man. I also enjoyed Eagle Eye (just thought the shaky cam was a pain in the backside and the big reveal was a bit of a stretch - Julianne Moore did the voice don't you know).

    Take it easy B-Man

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