The Nicholas Cage Drinking Game

Take one drink when:
- Nic Cage shouts
- Nic Cage punches someone
- Nic Cage points with his entire arm
- Nic Cage makes an Elvis reference
- Nic Cage drinks a martini

Take two drinks when:
- Nic Cage has implausible facial hair (okay, only the first time you see it)
- Nic Cage drinks something from a martini glass that isn't a martini
- Nic Cage displays some kind of facial tic
- You suspect Nic Cage has been allowed to supply his own wardrobe for the character
- There are multiple Nic Cages onscreen at once

Drink everything when:
- Nic Cage goes on fire.

Give up alcohol forever if:
- Nic Cage doesn't do anything of the above and instead turns in a quiet, measured, reined-in performance. There's just no point in carrying on.

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