5 Word Reviews

Chris
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 8 /10 The knights who say 'ni'
The Lawnmower Man - 4 /10 Great at time, crap now
Blood Diamond - 9 /10 DeCaprios Best Performance to Date
Cypher - 7.5 /10 Amnesia, espionage, giant cigar tubes!
A Knight's Tale - 8 /10 Medieval modern day comedy romance!?
Phone Booth - 6 /10 Colin Farrel in a box

Paul
Clockwork Orange - violent, pacey, queer, classical, alright - 6/10
The Dark Crystal - Dark Henson breeds Kermit Killers - 7/10
The Bone Collector - surprisingly good, poor mans Seven - 6/10
Fargo - timeless masterpiece set in snow - 8/10
Top Gun - bit gay, nice planes - 8/10

Alan S
Clockwork Orange - 8/10 - "Bit of the old Ultra-violence"
The Dark Crystal - 7/10 - "Jim Henson's finest hour"
The Bone Collector - 6/10 - "Quadraplegic Washington instructs rookie Jolie"
Fargo - 9/10 - "Modern day classic - with snow"
Top Gun - 5/10 - "A chick flick for guys"
Hostel - 7/10 - "Never go back packing alone!"
The Fast and the Furious - 2/10 - "Chewing gum for the eyes"
Napoleon Dynamite - 8/10 - "Surreally funny - Vote for Pedro!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 9/10 - "Arthurian tale with a surreal twist"
A Knight's Tale - 4/10 "Jousting to a Queen-esque soundtrack"
Phone Booth - 7/10 - "Crackling with tension; claustrophobic situation"

Andy D
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - L.M.F.A.O. 9/10

Rich
Holy Grail – Bloodthirsty Bunnies in Arthurian Antics 9/10
Lawnmower Man – Before-Bond Brosnan’s Binary Bore. 2/10